Chapter 9

Dear Diary,

Today Jake came up to the main house as I was staying here at the moment. He stays the whole day but patrols at night when necessary. As now the whole La Push knows about my pregnancy, Jake can patrol a lot less-only at night sometimes.

That night after we received the big news, Carlisle returned from work. He was very excited to find out what his Grand-Grandchild will be! He did some tests and researches, then sitting with us at the living room he called upon every one. He finally revealed my babies gender starting with his researches.

“The baby is going to be born fully human according to assumptions. He or she will gradually develop vampiric and wolfy features and characteristics while growing up. So any guess on the gender?” He asked grinning from ear to ear. Jake snorted when Grandpa said wolfy and I chuckled.

“Boy!?” both Jake and I answered together.

“Well then I am too happy to announce it is a boy!” me and Jake went crazy with joy afterwards.

After we recovered from our over joyous moment I asked “Mom?”

“Yes?”

“When you found out about your pregnancy, did you want a boy or a girl?”

Mom seemed to feel ashamed and shied out by this question. “Um…a boy.” she hesitated.

“You too!” I exclaimed.

“Nessie, I don’t mean that I regret having you. No I don’t cause you are one of the best things that ever happened to me. But it’s just that before we even knew about how such a beautiful, amazing creature you can be, I just always imagined holding a little green eyed Edward in my arms. My mind always wanted to see the human version of Edward. He was always the superior vampire before I was turned, and I was the stupid breakable human. But I loved you the moment I saw your tiny white teeth grinning at me. Because you are my baby, no matter what!         

I smiled at her. “I understand Mom, I was just curious. I am not angry or anything, just curious. If I would have a girl now instead of a boy, I would be equally happy. I can be a mother, what else matters than that!”

Later today, Alice came out of her room upstairs jumping, hopping and squeaking with joy. “Hey Nessie…” she came over hugging me and sat down beside me. Katie started jumping at my footstep as well, over enthusiastic due to my Aunt’s extra show of excitement.

“Umm…Nessie could you please ask your little best friend here to not come over me?” Katie was licking her toes now and Alice obviously found this adorable act of affection, disgusting.

“Fine” I said and gave Katie a look that silenced her to sit down at the sofa’s corner.

“So Aunt Alice, you suddenly seem very exuberant. Why is that?”

“I’m gonna have a grand nephew to shop for and you ask me why I am excited!” She rolled her eyes. I simply smiled.

“So did you two decide any names?” She asked.

“Alice, I just found out a few days ago that I am pregnant, of course we didn’t decide any names.”

“You know Nessie for being a half-vampire; you are not as much mentally improved as your shopping skills. You are too slow!” Jake groaned beside me as I laughed out loud.

“Do you write down your belly measurements everyday?”

“No why would I do that, we are all vampires with perfect memory storage, remember?”

“Oh I thought, you know with you being all half-human and stuff, you would do the regular pregnancy things.”

“I might be half-human, but I am also half-vampire. Sorry to disappoint you!”

“Okay, cut the giving-me-knowledge crap! I have chosen some names for my nephew. Do you want to hear it?” She was practically beaming with joy.

“Alice don’t you think it’s a little too early for names. I’m not even a month old.” I nagged.

“Nothing’s too early for a half-vampire!” She teased and kept on pouting until I gave in.

“Fine, fine let’s hear it. But I’m not making any decisions now.” I warned.

“Okay how about Jessie as in Jake and Nessie, or Jamie and Rick as in Jake and Renesmee?”

“Go on…”

“Humph, fine then Henry?”

“Alice this is not the 18^th century. Can you give me something cute, modern and sexy?”

“What about Ronaldo?”

“Alice my son is not a football player, okay.”

“Fine…Max, Austin, Justin, Carter, Stephen, Damon, Eric, Louis, Daniel, Leonardo-“I put a finger on her lips to stop her from blabbering all the names in the book of names-if that exists.

“Okay, that’s enough Alice. Why don’t you take someone shopping or do something with Jasper? Jake and I are gonna decide our son’s name. Now go!” She grimaced before finally leaving. I sighed.

An hour later Jake was snoring loudly on my shoulder as Mom and Dad entered the living room. “Hey Renesmee, how are you?” Mom asked.

“Fine, Mom. So how was your night?”

“Long, actually. We had a big discussion on our Grandson’s name. And this took more than half of the night.”

“Aww…not you too!”

“What?” Mom asked as Dad chuckled beside her, obviously listening to my thoughts.

“An hour ago Alice came over and gave me a long list of names. Guys I don’t want any names. Jake and I will decide our baby’s name. Besides I am not even months old. Why are you already over the baby’s name?” I shrugged before continuing.

“Okay Dad, I have a brilliant idea. Let us wait for the time until you can here your grandson’s mind and then decide his name. We will read out names and the one he likes will be chosen.”

“Great that’s a very reasonable idea!”

“Okay let us not talk about this any further. So was Jacob patrolling last night?” Mom concluded.

“Yeah poor Jake had to stay up all night. He needs a good sleep.”

Hearing this, out of nowhere Aunt Rosalie suddenly came out with a bottle of shaving cream and a bird feather. She put some cream on Jake’s left hand that was lying across his lap and lightly moved the feather all over his face. Obviously it gave Jake a tickle and he rubbed his cream filled hand on his face. Realization hit and he woke up. We all laughed so much at that.

“That was for irritating the hell out of me with your lame jokes when Bella was pregnant with Nessie, Dog!” Rose barked ironically, bursting out laughing. Jake was extremely mad for being woken up from sleep and whispered to me that he would take revenge in a moment. I giggled at that.

“What? What did he say to you Nessie?” Rose asked.

“Sorry, no can tell Aunt Rose. It’s personal!” Dad laughed at that. Then Jake slowly pulled himself up from the couch and walked towards the kitchen. I tugged along to see his plan of taking revenge.

Esme started laughing looking at him and at that began a whole new roll of laughter at the drawing room.

Jake cleaned his face in the sink, and whispered requesting Esme to make him a drink with red wine and all the spices mixed with it that Esme had.

“Why would you want to drink that Jacob?” Esme wrinkled her nose hearing his ridiculous composition of food.

“Oh, who said I’ll drink it. Rosalie will drink it Esme! She asked for it.”

“Ha ha, very funny” Esme commented. Then Esme actually started making Jake’s recipe of the weird drink. She handed him a bottle filled with the drink. Jake now aimed for the bathroom. He poured shampoo on top of it, the one with the strawberry flavor. I couldn’t stop laughing at his recipe. But I didn’t actually believe that he would make Rose drink it.

We went to the living room which was now full of all the family members except Carlisle. Alice went off to bring the camera quickly knowing something funny was about to happen. Jake and I simply sat on our previous seats turning on the TV to act like everything was normal. We waited for the time till every one but Rosalie was acting consciously to watch the TV. Then slowly Jake got up acting to go to the washroom when he really went to pick up the bottle behind the couch Rose was sitting on. When everyone was ready-with Alice videoing, Jake slowly took the bottle in his hands and poured it all over poor Rose’s hair and face.

“You got drink on me, asshole!” Rose was shrieking with anger. Everyone started laughing.

Jake teased. “Oh that is not just some drink. It is Jacob’s special ‘ROSALIE BEAUTIFICATION LIQUID’. The red wine and shampoo in it will nourish your hair and the spices will fairer your skin!” By now the house was erupting with laughter. Dad high-fived Jake but poor Uncle Emmett could not, even though he wanted to badly. Rose rushed upstairs to wash off the dirt and then Uncle Em literally hugged Jake.

“Good job, Jake. She deserved that for being a pain in the ass to everyone. Nessie must be very proud to have such a wicked fiancé. Congrats!”

The rest of the day passed by pretty great except for my vomiting twice and fainting once-which also was not anything serious to be worried about since those were expected pregnancy symptoms. Uncle Em almost couldn’t hold in the jokes at my vomiting but Dad’s stern look stopped him.

Till next time…goodnight everyone. I got to snuggle up with Jake in our soft bed; you know he cannot sleep without me or our baby!

Sweet dreams, yours only…MOM!!!