Chapter 7

Dear Diary,

It has been two weeks since we last heard from the Denalis. I just prayed that this would not last too long.

This morning I woke up to find Jake staring at me, smiling right on top of my face.

 "What?" I asked him.

 "Nothing. You just look very cute in your bed head." I picked my tongue out at him, pushed him by his shoulder and got up from the bed. Unsuprisingly Jake pulled me back on top of him and pecked me on the lips.

"You know you are getting kind of boring. I should look out for some other non-lousy fiance!" I teased him between his lips. He groaned and we finally got ready to go to the main house, Katie alongside me as my new best friend. Last night I admitted to Jake that I was missing my old room at our cottage and he promised we would sleep their tonight.

We made our way to the gigantic living room and found Pixie out shopping with Blonde as Jake likes to call them. Uncle Jasper and Dad were again playing chess and, Mom and Emmett looked kind of bored staring blankly at the TV, watching nothing particularly.

"Good Morning" Jake and I addressed them.

"Good Morning" they all replied at once. I hugged each one of them and then headed for the kitchen. Esme was cooking her very special mozarella cheese pizza, at which Jake's stare grew huge. Carlisle was at the hospital saving humanity like always!

After breakfast we sat at the living room when out of the blue Jacob started laughing, howling would be a better verb. We all looked at him weird. He pointed towards Mom and Emmett and breathlessly blurted out,"they look so stupid looking dumbly at the TV like that..." we all rolled our eyes. Jake will be Jake.

"I win. That's five points to Bella's husband." Dad cried out like a lunatic.

"You cheated. Bella you helped him cheat, didn't you?" Jasper accused Mom.

 "No I did not.I promised you Jasper that I'd shield him, didn't I?" Mom simply lied cause the next moment, she and Dad were both winking at each other.

 A little later, Esme entered the amusing living room to make an announcement. "Nessie, Jake you both know that it has been quiet a long time since we changed places. About 25 years we lived here in Forks. But now its time we move out to a new place, see people has started questioning. Alice and I are getting our new place and house ready. And I would like to let you two know thta we will be moving out of Washington a month after your honeymoon. Is that okay for both of you?"

I smiled and looked at Jake,who seemed a little hesitated but gave an assuring smile anyways. Because I know that where I go, he goes. He can't leave me at all, another wolf imprint thingy>

An hour later, Alice and Rosalie returned from their shopping trip with 30 bags and displayed all the dresses to us. Emmett got bored after 20 dresses and suddenly jumped out literally saying "Let's play Truth or Dare!"

 "Perfect" Alice squeaked.

"Me first, Nessie truth or dare?" Jake  asked.

"Dare devil"I replied.

"Okay, lick Mr. Edward's hand!" Jake dared. Ew!

 I did and now it was my turn to ask Emmett. "Emmett truth or dare?"

 "Dare duh..."he replied.

 "Fine, give Jacob a hickie." Huh suck that Jake!

He was about to hold Jake's face, when Jake's realisation hit and he jumped off the couch and into the kitchen. We were all rolling on the floor laughing by now.

 "I tried to do that but he didn't let me. Not my fault." Emmett pouted like a baby.

"Then, propose to Daddy as if he is Rose!" I dared.

He got on one knee and gosh my eyes almost teared up from the laughter I was completely unable to suppress.

 Now Dad asked Alice for the truth "How many times everyday do you day dream about having sex with Jasper on an average?"

"About 139 times." she answered bravely.

 "Oooo..." Emmett would be hard to stop now.I wandered if dad intentionally asked Alice that question to stop Emmett from throwing jokes at him and Mom. Jake returned shortly afterwards and snuggled close to me constantly tickling me every now and then. Emmett eyed me and I showed my tongue out to him.

Now it was Jake's turn to ask Edward...I mean Dad. Jake dared him to say to Mom all the slangs he knew, in every possible language. He obviously denied being the overprotective person he is.

"Ugh, it's just a game leech. Fine mess up Blondie's hair!" This ought to give everyone a good laugh. As Dad approached Aunt Rose, she vanished out of sight in inhuman speed. Dad waited for her to peek at the room and then rushed towards her, completely messing up her hair. Rosalie glared at him and at Jacob, who was literally rolling on the floor laughing. She kept on glaring at Dad and Jake and surprisingly Uncle Emmett too (and he was laughing as well high fiving Jake). He sheepishly said "Hey I didn't do anything darling!"

"Oh, wait till I get back at the three of you." Rosalie replied.

"Emmett it's your funeral tonight." Mom said giving Rose a high five.

The game was getting heated and went on like this for the next hours. At one point Emmett gave a wicked grin finding out it was his chance to ask Mom.

"So Bella, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare." Mom answered.

"Oh its so on!" Then he looked at Aunt Alice and winked. She was gone for a second and then came back with a Hawaiin beach dancers bikini and mini skirt and a CD. Emmett took it handing it to Mom and said, "Wear this and dirty dance to this music or face something more embarrassing."

Without another word Mom went to the washroom and changed. She came back to encounter typical Hawaiin music and started doing all the stripper's moves and Hawaiin dancers belly dances. Dad's jaw simply touched the floor in awe and Emmett's went speechless at how good Mom was. About 15 minutes later we all stood up and clapped in unison. Dad spoke up first," Bella where did you learn to strip, let alone dance so well. That was amazing!"

"Thanks, let's just say I prepared myself for the worst..." then she winked at Alice.

"You traitor" Uncle Emmett boomed at Alice.

"Hey she made me a better offer of letting me take her shopping every weekend. She just wanted to know if I saw anything about her future. Girls over boys, Em!"

Thank God Carlisle or Esme were not present or else it would have been really embarrassing. Anyhow the game went on and at about we decided it was time for dinner. The last one was my dare to Jake.

This one required a little help. I went over and touched Dad's cheek to tell him'Please distract Mom for a while...'

He immediately started kissing her neck, her ears, breathing in her scent...you get the point! I whispered to Jake "Take her to a corner and tell her that you still love her, that you don't love me anymore. Be serious so that she believes it." He grinned at my evil dare and walked over to Mom, taking her hand and pulling her to the next room.

We all heard carefully. "Bella I...I still love you. I guess the whole imprinting thing is over. I want you to leave him.I love you, I want you Bella. He can take care of Renesmee.Be with me Bella." Jake almost begged her. From the sound of clutching we assumed Mom's jaw dropped open.She was obviously appalled from what she heard and barely stammered out"I...I can't. I gotta go Jake..." And she returned back to Dad who sat with his fake-pained face, looking at Jake as if he would rip off his throat if he was allowed to.

Now it was my role playing time. 

"How could you Jacob? How can you just leave me like that for a feeling you had for my Mom - of all people - when you were an idiot teenager?You are just sick...get out of here you asshole!" And just as I got the last word out of my mouth Emmett burst out laughing. Mom glared at him weirdly that he found such a serious situation hilarious.Soon we all joined in and Mom just stared blankly at all of us.

Dad said,"So sorry sweetheart.That was just a dare. Nessie asked me to distract you and dared Jake to say all of that to you making it believable. And who knew he was such a good actor! That was downright hilarious..."

Now Dad was caught off guard as Mom replied to his statement harshly for the first time ever. "Do you think this is funny Edward. I can't dwell on my past cause it is very painful. And reminding me of the time I had to give him up for you is not a joke.You can't just give me a dare like that and find it hilarious because it is not!"

Then she pointed her finger at me and Jake and scolded,"That was not fun, okay. Can't you all just respect my past and move on." The next second Mom was laughing her ass out at me,Dad and Jake's scared expressions.Emmett stood up to give her a high five and a huge bear hug."You learnt a lot from me little Sis'. Congrats!"

Dad was praising Mom's trick by almost making out with her and like always kept on apologizing until Mom said,"Oh come on Edward the past is the past. I only had feelings for that jerk cause he kissed me and I thought I actually was in love with him. Besides we all had our happy ending so a little joke won't hurt anyone, right!"

Amazed Dad at Mom's brilliant words, now showed his affection by doing more than making out, almost. That's until Emmett cleared his throat and I said" Seriously you two get a room. Your family, daughter and her Fiance is sitting here and you don't even have a little respect for them! Grandpa Charlie didn't teach you this Mom, did he?" I teased.

She playfully growled at me as Dad carefreely replied, "Okay, we are getting a room. Shall we Bella..." he ushered Mom towards the front door. "After you Mr.Cullen!" Ugh, I hated there Romeo-Juliet romance. add picked up Mom bridal style, without any further word to get to the cottage. For today our Cottage slepover is cancelled. Poor us! At least Katie enjoyed staring at Mom and jumping around with the Hawaiin Music...

Good Night , Sweet Dreams everyone!!!

It is 3:30 am now.So i'm signing out...

Yours loving,

Nessie Black to-be

(can't wait to be called that!!!)

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